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So normally I’m not big on Christian poetry, but ‘The Dream of the Rood’ -about a dream in which the cross itself tells the story of the crucifixtion -is pretty fucking cool.
Translating it from the Anglo-Saxon, not so much.
Janet Mock, Redefining Realness (via inextinguishabledesires)
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
…but, like, we should definitely be friends.
Y’all know who you are.
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
I love this
THANK YOU SO MUCH
My back made noises…
Natalie Goldberg (via seabois)
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
There’s something really flattering about realizing someone has just started following BOTH of your blogs…
Like, it could be a coincidence but maybe y’all just really like meeeeeee.
So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space